No matter how hard I try, I simply cannot get my apartment to smell like gunpowder, bravery, and patriotism without brandishing firearms in the living room.
How about "Superbowl" or "World Series" that smell like a sports stadium?
You could even re-title each year to reflect the teams playing that year. Now it is a collectable. Each year could be slightly modified to reflect the unique smells of the stadium hosting the event.
Additionally, "Swimming Pool". Nothing like the smell of chlorinated water.
I concur with Jordan and jeffkart, the smell of burnt smokeless blackpowder for those of us who exercise the 2nd Amendment would be great! Otherwise, keep up the good work.
Charchol Grill Sex Beer and Brots New Deck of Cards Meatlovers Pizza Thunderstorm Cheap Hooker...lol, jk melted butter Microwaved Brick of Cheese Dirty Socks guitar strings Beef Jerky (teryjaki, jalepeno, blackened, original, etc) A Basketball Electronics Store
I want a longer lasting romance with my mandle. I'm always left feeling unfulfilled when my mandle is finished. I would really just love if there were 12 or 16 ounce options.
I concur with Gun Smoke, Peelout smoke em tires, Napalm, "I love the smell of Napalm in the mornin" and of course, Strippers, ah, that nice baby powder and cheap perfume smell. Love it. Don't forget the glitter powder in the stripper wax. Well what are ya waiting for. Get to work. Christmas is right around the corner son.
Used Toilet Paper, Beer Shit, Burning Diesel, Sweaty Feet, The Great Smell Of Vagina, Meaty Burp, Puke, Rotted Milk, New Cowboy Boots, Paint Thinner, Turkey Leg, Burnt Cooking Oil, Beer But Chicken, Beer Poured Over Hot Coals, Ass Crack, Arm Pit, Bar, Pool Hall, Cigarettes, Old Dip Spit, Fresh Tits, Old Car, Exhaust, A Paper Bag Full Of Dog Shit On Fire
It's been suggested before I see, but the more it's suggested, then maybe they'll make it. Gunpowder (cordite) Strippers (booze,perfume,baby powder) Peel out (burnt rubber, tires)
been thinking some more... how about: Ozone Energy drink chili baked beans Duct tape red meat used motor oil transmission fluid railroad tracks lighter fluid burning matches smoking candle potatoe skins WD-40 corn dog sauerkraut funnel cake electrical fire forest fire junk yard inferno exhaust chainsaw (woodshop plus exhaust and gasoline) this candle should also be extremely difficult to relight just like a real chainsaw... industrial coolant glass factory grinding wheel tow motor motor boat
I'm going to the hardware store tomorrow so I'm sure I'll come up with a few more.
I have now reverted to begging people for mandles for holiday gifts :)
The mandles could also have a sound associated with them in the lid so when you took it off it made the sound for a little while.
on a side note i have been telling my wife and family members for years that women need to wear scents that attract men instead of perfumes that attract bees. I keep telling them that a little bacon grease would do wonders... that's for being my proof that I am not a lone cook roaming this world on a quest for good hearty smells.
Jet fuel...for all the pilots out there, and who "love the smell of jet fuel in the morning"
Military ship...my first hubbie was in the Navy and there was a definate "smell" of the ship. Like a mixture of paint, sweat, jet fuel, and motor oil, and a tad of old fart. Really funky. The guys coming off the ship after a WestPac never realized they smelled but we Navy wives remember it! I am sure those Navy folks out there know it as "The Ship Smell."
Dirty boxers chlorine BBQ charcoal wet dog urinal gym socks take out cheese sweat hamburgers & Hotdogs thunder storm bug spray meat colone wrestlers gum new car tooth paste crayons stinky bathroom model sardine broken motor motor oil gun powder war garbage men buffet pencil shavings snot/boogers vomit black pepper chili chilli peppers ocean air forest pine camping I'll come up with more
Dude, there has to be a way for you to come up with a candle that smells like Hoppe's #9. It's a gun cleaning solvent and it has a VERY distinct scent. I'd wear it as cologne if I didn't think it'd give me cancer. You've got to do this one. It's way better than cordite or gun smoke.
I say contract with professional/college sports teams for true fans who want-- but will never have access to--- the team locker room. Official "Carolina Panthers Locker Room" scent. Etc.
What happened to Chuck Norris Sweat?! I heard of Mandles and the Chuck Norris scent but now I can't find it anywhere! That would have been the perfect gift for most of my friends!!! Bring it back, bring it back, bring it back! PLEASE!
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Bar Food
Just a few suggestions.
How about cordite , or gun range , after gun fight ,the great smell of victory , or muzle flash .
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ReplyDeleteI have a suggestion for a new scent: War.
No matter how hard I try, I simply cannot get my apartment to smell like gunpowder, bravery, and patriotism without brandishing firearms in the living room.
Help!
Thanks,
Jordan
How about "Superbowl" or "World Series" that smell like a sports stadium?
ReplyDeleteYou could even re-title each year to reflect the teams playing that year. Now it is a collectable. Each year could be slightly modified to reflect the unique smells of the stadium hosting the event.
Additionally, "Swimming Pool". Nothing like the smell of chlorinated water.
I concur with Jordan and jeffkart, the smell of burnt smokeless blackpowder for those of us who exercise the 2nd Amendment would be great! Otherwise, keep up the good work.
ReplyDeleteRace Gas and Burning Rubber... Oh yea, nothing like the smell of a day at the drag strip.
ReplyDeleteHow about a nice manly fart?
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Mike Edwards:
ReplyDeleteYou need to make "New Asphalt". Nothing like the smell of a freshly paved road!!!
How 'bout:
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Tire Store
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Shirt of yours, that Girlfriend Wore, the next morning? (its a little wordy, I know)
If you could actually nail the scent of 'Shame'...that'd be good too
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Brandy and Cigars
New Car
Fishing
Movie Theater
Bar B Que Steaks
Rock Concert - weed
I would pay top dollar for a jet/airplane exhaust smelling candle. I would love to harness that smell while not blowing up my house!
Thanks,
Jeff
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and momma's pot roast
Stripper
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Fairway
Burnt gunpowder and explosives
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Charchol Grill
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Beer and Brots
New Deck of Cards
Meatlovers Pizza
Thunderstorm
Cheap Hooker...lol, jk
melted butter
Microwaved Brick of Cheese
Dirty Socks
guitar strings
Beef Jerky (teryjaki, jalepeno, blackened, original, etc)
A Basketball
Electronics Store
Tattoo shop
ReplyDeleteThe smell of the ink, cleaning solutions, etc.
In the words of Ron Burgundy... "My apartment smells of Rich Mahogany."
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hickory smoke
auto parts store
Filet Mignon
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California Roll
Computer
No2 ( Nitrous Oxide, AKA - Laughing Gas)
Barbells
Quality Aftershave
to be continued....
New car scent - and rubber cement are a couple I'm thinking of.
ReplyDeleteUtility pole: Remember in the heat of the summer the smell of creosote permeating the air as it liquified on the utility poles.
ReplyDeleteThe Farm: You guessed it... manure.
ReplyDeleteThe Field: Fresh cut hay.
Clamming: sea water, seaweed, mud, marsh smells.
FYI Horsefly Box Bait would be a very bad idea. lol
chicken wing
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NHL Arena
I could seriously use the smell of cordite. There is nothing like the smell of combat.
ReplyDeleteI think the a good wet forest sent would be good to. Not just pine but wet moss and damp dirt and pine.
From Alaska
please make wet dog smell!!!!!
ReplyDeletefrat house, to bring back the good times
ReplyDeleteWhite Out ... and separately, Sharpie Pen
ReplyDelete.... New Car
.... New Hollow Body Guitar
.... Wood Glue
.... Rosin
.... Popcorn
Fear
ReplyDeleteThis coming from a woman: please make one that smells like Sawdust.
ReplyDeleteMy boss would like one that smells like bacon
Do ya'll read this? I want SANTA FARTS ..it should smell like peppermint and chocolate chip cookies. Thank you.
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Urinal Cake / Public Restroom
ReplyDeleteI want a longer lasting romance with my mandle. I'm always left feeling unfulfilled when my mandle is finished. I would really just love if there were 12 or 16 ounce options.
ReplyDeleteHow about "Burning Napalm"
ReplyDeleteI also would enjoy one that smells of cordite and gunpowder. Maybe "Gun Range" or "Battlefield"
How about farm smell? Silage, manure, chickens, and other livestock. Wood stoves, yeah, farms have wood stoves. Yeah.
ReplyDeleteCheese. Bleu cheese, gouda, havarti, sharp cheddar (nine years aged)
ReplyDeleteStrippers. Gun powder or gun range. Burnt rubber or drag strip (peel out). Wood shop or sawdust. And one more time, Strippers!!!
ReplyDeleteI concur with Gun Smoke, Peelout smoke em tires, Napalm, "I love the smell of Napalm in the mornin" and of course, Strippers, ah, that nice baby powder and cheap perfume smell. Love it. Don't forget the glitter powder in the stripper wax. Well what are ya waiting for. Get to work. Christmas is right around the corner son.
ReplyDeleteDo it right... Chuck Norris Sweat.. the manliest scent there is.
ReplyDeleteHas ''Welding Torch'' been suggested?
ReplyDeleteFresh concrete
ReplyDeletePlywood
Compressor air
Paint
or, more generally, construction site
gift cards!!
ReplyDeleteI cant believe this isnt on here at all yet. . .
ReplyDeleteCeder - am i the only one who loves this smell?
Gas Station
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Battlefield
Blood on the Dance Floor
Teen Spirit
Junk Mail
Stetson Cologne
Ramen Noodles
Bug Spray
Nix a couple of those last ones. Someone already suggested Battlefield Gasoline and Spent Shell Casings
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ReplyDeleteOh, did I mention BACON!!!
Hickory-smoked ribeye
ReplyDeleteIt's been suggested before I see, but the more it's suggested, then maybe they'll make it.
ReplyDeleteGunpowder (cordite)
Strippers (booze,perfume,baby powder)
Peel out (burnt rubber, tires)
Did someone suggest California rolls? That's weak. They're called "MAN"dles. You sissy.
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Jet Fuel Exhaust
Gunsmoke
Wet Dog
Lap Dancers
Burning Rubber
Gym Locker Room
The Inside of a Military Aircraft
"those who been there knows what I'm talking about"
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ReplyDeleteChipotle Burrito would be a great one!
ReplyDeleteI agree with the gas suggestions or how about new car smell, or the smell immediately following the fireworks.
ReplyDeletebeen thinking some more... how about:
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Energy drink
chili
baked beans
Duct tape
red meat
used motor oil
transmission fluid
railroad tracks
lighter fluid
burning matches
smoking candle
potatoe skins
WD-40
corn dog
sauerkraut
funnel cake
electrical fire
forest fire
junk yard inferno
exhaust
chainsaw (woodshop plus exhaust and gasoline) this candle should also be extremely difficult to relight just like a real chainsaw...
industrial coolant
glass factory
grinding wheel
tow motor
motor boat
I'm going to the hardware store tomorrow so I'm sure I'll come up with a few more.
I have now reverted to begging people for mandles for holiday gifts :)
The mandles could also have a sound associated with them in the lid so when you took it off it made the sound for a little while.
on a side note i have been telling my wife and family members for years that women need to wear scents that attract men instead of perfumes that attract bees. I keep telling them that a little bacon grease would do wonders... that's for being my proof that I am not a lone cook roaming this world on a quest for good hearty smells.
You most definitely need to find some way to make a beauty bark mandle! that smell is intoxicating.
ReplyDeleteJet fuel...for all the pilots out there, and who "love the smell of jet fuel in the morning"
ReplyDeleteMilitary ship...my first hubbie was in the Navy and there was a definate "smell" of the ship. Like a mixture of paint, sweat, jet fuel, and motor oil, and a tad of old fart. Really funky. The guys coming off the ship after a WestPac never realized they smelled but we Navy wives remember it! I am sure those Navy folks out there know it as "The Ship Smell."
how bout Old Spice brand any or all cents.
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burning ditches
mexican food
Mountain Dew
Dr. pepper
Sulfur...like the smell after a model rocket burns out
redwood sawdust
any smoke chips used in smokers:
Hickory or Teriyaki
Cigar smoke
ill list more when i think of them
how bout Old Fashioned BBQ smell with all the works
ReplyDeleteI may be alone in this one but Tire Store is a great smell
ReplyDeleteSpent shotgun shells!!!
ReplyDeleteA1 Steak sauce!!!
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BBQ
charcoal
wet dog
urinal
gym socks
take out
cheese
sweat
hamburgers & Hotdogs
thunder storm
bug spray
meat
colone
wrestlers
gum
new car
tooth paste
crayons
stinky bathroom
model
sardine
broken motor
motor oil
gun powder
war
garbage men
buffet
pencil shavings
snot/boogers
vomit
black pepper
chili
chilli peppers
ocean air
forest pine
camping
I'll come up with more
retirement homes
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ReplyDeleteZombie Repellant: The smell of a shotgun just fired.
ReplyDeleteWD40, burnt gunpowder lead brass call it Gun range, Nitro & Burned rubber call it drag strip,
ReplyDeleteDude, there has to be a way for you to come up with a candle that smells like Hoppe's #9. It's a gun cleaning solvent and it has a VERY distinct scent. I'd wear it as cologne if I didn't think it'd give me cancer. You've got to do this one. It's way better than cordite or gun smoke.
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pheromones
ego
mountains
boxing gloves
hockey pads
surfing/sex wax
AMERICA
The smell of jet engine exhaust would be awesome along with any of the Gun ones.
ReplyDeletethe smell right before it rains, fresh cut hay, and lumber
ReplyDeleteoh yea, and gun powder. thats hot!!
ReplyDeleteOld Italian Barbershop
ReplyDeleteBacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, ... and BACON!
ReplyDeleteThe smell of boobies in the morning. this would be your best seller.. make boob shaped candles and have the nipples as wicks. genius.
ReplyDeleteBurnt gunpowder.
ReplyDeleteDrag strip and/or race gas.
ReplyDeletefried chicken, bacon, burnt rubber,bacon, burnt arm hair, playoff socks, swamp ass, dirty sheets,bacon, crotch rot, beard, bacon, beer sweat, rotten egg farts, dog breath, sex, gunpowder, two stroke engine, bacon, pizza delivery car, cheesesteak, phat sandwiches, chilli, bacon, buffalo wings, ham sandwich, pork roll, gravy, thanksgiving dinner, bacon, bonfire, sauna, garage, ocean, fish, bacon, bait, chum, bacon, doctor
ReplyDelete2-stroke smell of premix gas and oil.
ReplyDeleteI agree with all the suggestions for any petroleum related smell. Gasoline, diesel, off road diesel, etc. seem crucial to the mandles collection.
ReplyDeleteGot some good ones.
ReplyDeleteA1 steak sauce. One of my favorite smells ever!
Sharpies.
Gasoline
truck exhaust, freshly cut hay field, shop floor, vodka tonic, tequila, jagerbomb, dusty barn, cattle lot
ReplyDeleteBaseball glove.
ReplyDeleteRed Bull or Monster energy drink!
ReplyDeleteThe Walk of Shame- smell of last night's clothes, beer sweat or Jim, Jack and Johnny, and fresh cut grass or asphalt.
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ReplyDeleteWhat about Gorilla Musk!?
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Home Depot/Lowes
Steak
Chinese Food take out.
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ReplyDeleteFor the motorheads Burnt race gas!
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ReplyDeletefirst drag of cigarette, dried mud on boot, lighter fluid, hay, farm, matches, recliner, new electronics, burning divorce papers, clipper oil, onion rings, gun oil, radiator, rust, copper on skin smell, paint, drywall, baseball glove, old hat, chips and dip, burning tire, blow up doll, fenway, shellac, barber talc, trunk, earthworms,
ReplyDeleteI've looked all over for a CHEESE scented candle...and can't find one!
ReplyDeleteHere Are some
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Pine Tree
Gasoline
Sharpie
Bar-B-Que
New Car Smell
New Tire Smell
Mint Toothpaste
Fabric Softener
Watermelon
newspaper print/ink
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ReplyDeleteI say contract with professional/college sports teams for true fans who want-- but will never have access to--- the team locker room. Official "Carolina Panthers Locker Room" scent. Etc.
ReplyDeletesex, gasoline, or grilled cheese
ReplyDeleteAll the suggestion are awesome but I also love the smell of a burnt match
ReplyDeleteWet sweaty wool.
ReplyDeleteThe smell of Bomgaars
ReplyDeleteBurnt Rubber
ReplyDeleteGasoline
burning lighter fluid
I find it hard to believe you have not yet added 'Tiger Blood' to your line.
ReplyDeleteWet sweaty wool with a hint of woodsmoke. It is after all the 150th anniversary of the American civil war.
ReplyDeleteTexas BBQ, Camp Fire, Fish Fry, Chili, Philly Cheese Steak, Beer, Bourbon, Pine, Ceder Wood, Steak and Potatos
ReplyDeletenew car smell
ReplyDeleteFresh Cut Ass ((not a typo. it's a fart candle))
ReplyDeletegreen spirit weed
ReplyDeletefreshly burnt kush
strip club
a bar and grill pub
BRASS
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Lawnmower
Burnt Coal
What happened to Chuck Norris Sweat?! I heard of Mandles and the Chuck Norris scent but now I can't find it anywhere! That would have been the perfect gift for most of my friends!!! Bring it back, bring it back, bring it back! PLEASE!
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